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<b>（踩在干叶上的脚步声）</b>

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<b>快点！</b>

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<b>- 快点，快点！</b>
<b>- 等等！哇……</b>

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<b>- 你去哪儿？！</b>
<b>- 别跑那么快！</b>

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<b>等等，等等，我可不会去捡那个！</b>

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<b>- 跟上！</b>
<b>- 啊，慢点……</b>

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<b>快点，快点，我们走吧。快点。</b>

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<b>哇，小心，这里有个……</b>

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<b>（尖叫声）</b>

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<b>哦，不。</b>

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<b>奈杰尔！</b>

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<b>奈-杰尔！</b>

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<b>（哼哼喘气声）</b>

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<b>有人能帮帮我们吗？</b>

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<b>哦，不。</b>

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<b>（镜头被扔下）</b>

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<b>喂，弗雷德。</b>

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<b>嘿，费里尼。</b>

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<b>当然。</b>

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<b>早上好。</b>

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<b>（清嗓子）</b>

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<b>早上好。</b>

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<b>（反复清嗓子）</b>

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<b>我们来到了这片原始的北威尔士山谷……</b>

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<b>……报道我们时代的一大罪恶。</b>

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<b>请听我身边这令人难以置信的寂静。</b>

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<b>（绵羊叫）</b>

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<b>（小羊回应）</b>

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<b>（绵羊回应）</b>

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<b>（布谷鸟啼叫）</b>

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<b>可怕吧，伙计们？</b>

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<b>（喷气机呼啸而过）
- 这到底是……？！</b>

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<b>肾上腺素飙升。</b>

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<b>但那不是我飞行的原因。</b>

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<b>这是一件严肃的事。</b>

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<b>保卫国家！</b>

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<b>请问？</b>

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<b>请问。你好，是的，你好。早上好。</b>

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<b>- 不要害羞，你看起来……
- 哦！真漂亮！</b>

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<b>我们正在制作一档节目，关于</b>
<b>低空飞行的喷气机对山谷的影响。</b>

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<b>我想知道你是否愿意告诉我们</b>
<b>它们对你生活的影响。</b>

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<b>- 喷气式飞机？</b>
<b>- 低空飞行的喷气机。</b>

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<b>听着，现在这里安静得令人愉快。</b>

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<b>（孩子们争吵声）</b>

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<b>嘿！你能小声点吗？</b>

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<b>不，他不是！</b>

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<b>有人能管管那些孩子吗？</b>

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<b>（孩子们仍在争吵）</b>

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<b>现在。多美好，不是吗？</b>

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<b>你们是电视台来的吗？</b>

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<b>没错。</b>

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<b>我们正在做一个关于</b>
<b>现代生活对这片山谷影响的报道。</b>

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<b>（孩子们含糊的挣扎声）</b>

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<b>你能告诉我们这些喷气机的负面影响吗……</b>

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<b>……对你们这简单生活方式的影响？</b>

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<b>你说得当然没错。</b>

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<b>确实有喷气机，有飞机……</b>

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<b>（喷气机呼啸而过声）</b>

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<b>……但它们并没有打扰到我们。</b>

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<b>“耳朵”？我们录到那个“耳朵”了吗？</b>

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<b>见鬼！</b>

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<b>你能不能再说一遍？</b>

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<b>我知道有些人不高兴。</b>

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<b>但当你以2倍音速飞行，仅离地150英尺时……</b>

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<b>……你不会开始担心山谷的和平。</b>

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<b>我想成为超级模特。</b>

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<b>我想住在城里的大房子里。</b>

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<b>（笑）</b>

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<b>真甜蜜。</b>

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<b>到了给我打电话。</b>

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<b>但，嗯……我们能谈谈喷气式飞机吗？</b>

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<b>我想赚很多钱，环游世界，</b>
<b>让男人仰视我。</b>

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<b>（紧张地笑）</b>

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<b>可是喷气式飞机呢？</b>

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<b>我们能谈谈吗？</b>

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<b>（喷气声呼啸而过）</b>

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<b>天哪，见鬼！</b>

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<b>（酷炫的Trip Hop音乐）</b>

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<b>没有永久性伤害。</b>

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<b>我们来了，我们走了。几秒钟内就消失了。轰。</b>

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<b>一瞬即逝。</b>

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<b>谁会因此抱怨呢？</b>

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<b>你能告诉我们关于...</b>

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<b>...低空飞行喷气式飞机对你生活的影响吗？</b>

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<b>说吧，想说什么就说什么。</b>

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<b>真的可以吗？</b>

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<b>可以。就……说吧。</b>

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<b>我想成为飞行员。我想驾驶</b>
<b>喷气式飞机，触碰星辰！</b>

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<b>哎呀，拜托！</b>

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<b>（喷气机呼啸而过）</b>

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<b>哦，不。</b>

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<b>你想知道我真正的想法吗？</b>

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<b>想，真的想。</b>

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<b>你想知道我真正的立场吗？</b>

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<b>请告诉我，快点。</b>

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<b>就在这里。只有你和机器...</b>

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<b>（金属剧烈撞击声）</b>

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<b>那是什么声音？</b>

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<b>紧急呼叫，紧急呼叫。21点5号航班，我出了问题，发动机失灵。</b>

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<b>这是坏事吗？</b>

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<b>请求最近适合机场。完毕。</b>

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<b>（飞机解体声）</b>

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<b>Blackjack 5，这里是伦敦管制。最近适合机场……</b>

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<b>……北纬5427，东经0634。</b>

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<b>情况非常糟糕。</b>

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<b>遇险，遇险，遇险。</b>

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<b>Blackjack 5，准备弹射。</b>

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<b>我不想弹射。</b>

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<b>Blackjack 5 即将离开。就在这里。就在现在。</b>

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<b>高度500英尺，正在下降。</b>

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<b>我们要弹射了，伙计！</b>

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<b>就像演习一样。准备好了吗？</b>

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<b>准备好了？现在！</b>

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<b>- 弹射弹射弹射！</b>
<b>- 弹射弹射弹射！</b>

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<b>（弹射座椅启动）</b>

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<b>弹射弹射弹射！</b>

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<b>嘿！回来！我的座椅卡住了！</b>

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<b>嘿！</b>

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<b>哞~~~~~...</b>

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<b>哦，不，又是那个家族！</b>

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<b>（孩子尖叫）</b>

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<b>（记者尖叫）</b>

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<b>（孩子尖叫）</b>

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<b>（记者尖叫）</b>

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<b>（孩子尖叫）</b>

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<b>（记者尖叫）</b>

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<b>♪ 关注那些最傻的事情</b>
<b>是的，我们确实这样 ♪</b>

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<b>♪ 早晨会带来各种故事</b>
<b>它们通常都会 ♪</b>

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<b>妈妈！姐姐！这边！</b>
<b>飞行员卡在树上了！</b>

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<b>能请你签个名吗？</b>

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<b>♪ 或者</b>
<b>他们比你更不幸运 ♪</b>

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<b>♪ 一切取决于</b>
<b>你翻到哪一页。♪</b>

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<b>♪ 关注那些最傻的事情</b>
<b>是的，我们确实这样 ♪</b>

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<b>♪ 因为总是过于紧张很无聊</b>
<b>除非你不得不这样。♪</b>

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<b>♪ 人人都喜欢带来新闻的故事</b>
<b>关于输赢的人们。♪</b>

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<b>♪ 但请别带给我太多坏消息。♪</b>

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<b>♪  只需要点儿让我开心的东西。♪</b>

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<b>♪  这样我才能告诉朋友们。♪</b>

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<b>♪  不需要太复杂才能理解。♪</b>

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<b>♪  新闻人，你觉得你能为我们做到吗？♪</b>

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<b>♪ 新闻播报员，你觉得你能帮我们做到吗？ ♪</b>