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<b>(footsteps on dry leaves)</b>

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<b>Come on!</b>

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<b>- Come on, come on!</b>
<b>- Wait up! Woa...</b>

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<b>- Where you going?!</b>
<b>- Not so fast!</b>

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<b>Hang on, hang on, I'm not going to pick this up!</b>

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<b>- Keep up!</b>
<b>- Ah, slow d...</b>

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<b>Come on, come on, let's go. Come on.</b>

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<b>Whoa, careful, there's a...</b>

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<b>(screams)</b>

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<b>Oh no.</b>

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<b>Nigel!</b>

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<b>Ni-gel!</b>

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<b>(grunting and puffing)</b>

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<b>Can someone give us a hand?</b>

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<b>Oh no.</b>

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<b>(camera thrown down)</b>

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<b>Oi, Fred.</b>

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<b>Hey, Fellini.</b>

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<b>Sure.</b>

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<b>Good morning.</b>

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<b>(clears throat)</b>

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<b>Good morning.</b>

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<b>(extensively clears throat)</b>

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<b>We've come to this pristine north Wales valley...</b>

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<b>...to report on one of the great evils of our time. </b>

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<b>Listen for a moment to the incredible silence around me.</b>

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<b>(sheep bleats)</b>

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<b>(lamb responds)</b>

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<b>(sheep responds)</b>

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<b>(cuckoo chirps)</b>

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<b>Scary, isn't it, lads?</b>

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<b>(jet whooshes past)</b>
<b>- What the bl...?!</b>

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<b>There is an adrenaline rush.</b>

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<b>But that's not why I fly.</b>

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<b>This is a serious business.</b>

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<b>Defending the realm!</b>

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<b>Excuse me?</b>

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<b>Excuse me. Hello, yes, hello. Good morning.</b>

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<b>- Don't be embarrassed, you look...</b>
<b>- Oh! So beautiful!</b>

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<b>We're doing a program about the effects</b>
<b>of the low flying jets on the valley.</b>

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<b>I wonder if you would tell us </b>
<b>about their effect on your life.</b>

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<b>- The jets?</b>
<b>- The low flying jets.</b>

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<b>Listen, right now, it's blissfully quiet here.</b>

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<b>(kids arguing)</b>

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<b>Hey! Can you keep it down a minute?</b>

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<b>No, he's not!</b>

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<b>Can someone get those kids?</b>

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<b>(kids still arguing)</b>

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<b>Now. It's wonderful, isn't it?</b>

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<b>Are you from a television station?</b>

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<b>That's right.</b>

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<b>We're doing a piece on the </b>
<b>impact of modern life on the valley.</b>

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<b>(kids muffled struggling)</b>

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<b>Could you please tell us about the negative effects...</b>

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<b>...of these jets on your simple lifestyle?</b>

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<b>You're right, of course.</b>

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<b>There are jets. There are planes...</b>

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<b>(jet whooshes past)</b>

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<b>...they don't bother us.</b>

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<b>Ears? Did we get any of that Ears?</b>

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<b>Bloody Hell!</b>

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<b>Would you mind saying that again, please?</b>

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<b>I know some people aren't happy.</b>

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<b>But when you're doing Mach 2 at 150 feet...</b>

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<b>...you don't start worrying about peace in the valley.</b>

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<b>I want to be a supermodel.</b>

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<b>I want to live in a big house in the city.</b>

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<b>(laughing)</b>

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<b>How sweet.</b>

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<b>Give me a call when you get there.</b>

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<b>But um... can we talk about the jets for a moment?</b>

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<b>I want to make a lot of money and travel </b>
<b>round the world and have men at my feet.</b>

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<b>(laughs nervously)</b>

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<b>But what about the jets?</b>

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<b>Could we please?</b>

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<b>(jet whooshes past)</b>

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<b>Oh for Christ's sake!</b>

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<b>(cool trip hop music)</b>

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<b>There's no permanent damage.</b>

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<b>We come, we go. Gone in a couple of seconds. Ba-boom.</b>

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<b>Gone in a flash.</b>

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<b>Who can complain about that?</b>

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<b>Can you tell us about the effects of the...</b>

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<b>...low-flying jets on your life?</b>

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<b>Go on. Say whatever you like.</b>

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<b>Really?</b>

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<b>Yes. Just... get on with it.</b>

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<b>I want to be a pilot. I want to fly a </b>
<b>jet plane and touch the stars!</b>

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<b>Oh, for God's sake!</b>

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<b>(jet whooses past)</b>

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<b>Oh, no.</b>

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<b>Do you wanna know what I really think?</b>

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<b>Yes. Yes, please.</b>

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<b>Do you wanna know where I really stand?</b>

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<b>Please. Please tell me. Quick.</b>

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<b>Up here. It's you and the machine...</b>

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<b>(loud metallic crunch)</b>

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<b>What was that?</b>

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<b>Pan, pan, pan. Blackjack 5, I've got a problem, engine down.</b>

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<b>Is that a bad thing?</b>

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<b>Requesting nearest suitable. Over.</b>

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<b>(plane falling apart)</b>

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<b>Blackjack 5 this is London Control. Nearest suitable...</b>

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<b>...5427 North, 0634 East.</b>

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<b>This is very bad.</b>

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<b>Mayday, mayday, mayday.</b>

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<b>Blackjack 5, preparing to eject.</b>

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<b>I don't wanna eject.</b>

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<b>Blackjack 5 going out. Right here. Right now.</b>

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<b>Altitude 500 feet and falling.</b>

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<b>We're gonna eject mate!</b>

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<b>Just like the drill. Are you ready?</b>

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<b>Ready? Now!</b>

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<b>- Eject eject eject!</b>
<b>- Eject eject eject!</b>

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<b>(ejector seat fires)</b>

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<b>Eject eject eject!</b>

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<b>Hey! Come back here! My seat's stuck!</b>

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<b>Hey!</b>

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<b>Muuuuuuu...</b>

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<b>Oh, no. Not that family again!</b>

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<b>(child screams)</b>

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<b>(reporter screams)</b>

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<b>(child screams)</b>

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<b>(reporter screams)</b>

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<b>(child screams)</b>

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<b>(reporter screams)</b>

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<b>♪ Concern ourselves with the silliest things</b>
<b>Yes we do ♪</b>

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<b>♪ All kinds of stories the morning will bring</b>
<b>They usually do ♪</b>

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<b>Mum! Sis! Over here! </b>
<b>The pilot's stuck in a tree!</b>

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<b>Can you have your autograph please?</b>

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<b>♪ Or maybe</b>
<b>They're less lucky than you ♪</b>

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<b>♪ It all depends</b>
<b>On which page you turn to. ♪</b>

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<b>♪ Concern ourselves with the silliest things</b>
<b>Yes we do ♪</b>

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<b>♪ Because it's boring to stay too hinged </b>
<b>Unless you have to. ♪</b>

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<b>♪ Everybody loves a story which brings</b>
<b>News about people who lose or win. ♪</b>

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<b>♪  But please don't bring me too much bad news. ♪</b>

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<b>♪  Just need something to keep me amused. ♪</b>

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<b>♪  So I can tell my friends. ♪</b>

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<b>♪  Not too complicated to comprehend. ♪</b>

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<b>♪  News man, do ya, think ya, could do that for us? ♪</b>

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<b>♪  News man, do ya, think ya, could do that for us? ♪</b>